Bold, ironic, and unapologetically dark — the I Heart My Absent Father T-shirt is made for those who wear humor like armor. Whether it’s a coping mechanism or just your brand of comedy, this tee pulls no punches and delivers laughs with a heavy dose of sarcasm.
Printed on a premium blue Gildan 5000 Unisex T-Shirt, this shirt is as comfortable as it is controversial. Made from 100% preshrunk cotton, it features a relaxed fit and a soft feel that’s perfect for daily wear, roasts, or simply making a statement without saying a word.
Product Details:
Color: Blue
Size: L (Unisex fit – relaxed and true to size)
Material: 100% preshrunk cotton
Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz
Seamless double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders
Durable, high-quality DTG print
Printed and shipped from the USA
Whether you’re embracing the irony or gifting it to someone who gets the joke, this shirt is all about dark humor done right.
